Daring SMS

→ You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


→ I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


→ Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !


→ I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..

→ I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


→ You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


→ Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!


→ If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


→ A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!


→ Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


→ Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?


→ I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


→ I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !


→ Some people die. Others become a teacher...


→ The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


→ Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.


→ If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!


→ When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!


→ You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.


→ When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.


→ Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!


→ On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!


→ Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.


→ Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


→ He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.


→ A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.


→ It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


→ I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

Language of Love

→ Afrikaans

Ek het jou lief

→ Arabic

Ohne-buk

→ Burmese

Nin ko nga chitde; Chit pa de

→ Cantonese

Ngor oi ley

→ Catalan

T'estimo

→ Chewa

Noi makokonda

→ Dutch

Ik hou van je

→ Esperanto

Mi amas vin

→ Finnish

Minä rakastan sinua

→ French

Je t'aime

→ Gaelic

Tha gradh agam ort

→ German

Ich liebe dich

→ Ancient Greek

Se erotao

→ Gujarati

Maney tamari satey pyar che

→ Hawaiian

Aloha I'a au oe; Aloha au la o'e

→ Hebrew

Ani ohev otach

→ Hindi

Mai tumaha pyar karta hu

→ Italian

Ti amo

→ Japanese

Aishite imasu

→ Kurdish

Khoshim awée

→ Latin

Te amo

→ Lithuanian

As tave myliu

→ Persian/Farsi

Mahn dousett dasam; Ushegheh-tam

→ Polish

Kocham

→ Portugese

Eu te amo

→ Romanian

Te iubesc

→ Russian

Ya tebya lyublyu

→ Serbo-Croatian

Volim te; Ljubim te

→ Shona

Ndinoluda

→ Spanish

Te amo

→ Swedish

Jag älskar dig

→ Swiss German

I Chaa di Gärn

→ Tagalog

Iniibig kita: Mahal kita

→ Thai

Phom Rak Khun

→ Tsonga na ku rhandza
→ Tswana

Keyagorata

→ Turkish

Seni seviyorum

→ Urdu

Mi-an aap say piyar karta hun

→ Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu di
→ Yiddish Ikh hob dikh lib
→ Zulu

Ngiya kuthanda

Sorry SMS

 I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.

→ Forgiveness is a sign that the

person who has wronged

you means more to you

than the wrong they have dealt.

→ if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

→ What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you.

→ Sorry May Have Become

"Just Another Word",


But With

T E A R S

It Means The World.

→ 4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time


→ G O O D B Y E


Is

Easier

Then

Admitting

I

Was

W r o n g.



→ Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

→ I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything!

→ Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry

→ I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.”

→ If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,

Then I Ask You To Look Up

At The Sky One Night,

And Count The Stars.




→ There Is A

[L.O.V.E]

That Could Fall

D/O/W/N

Like

R*A*I*N.

Let Forgiveness Wash Away The

((Pain))

→ SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

→ A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..


→ Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced....

→ saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

→ I'm sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?

→ How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

→ As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

→ I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

→ Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…

→ We Love ourself even after making so many mistakes,
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.

→ I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me

→ I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...

→ It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.



→ His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

→ These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee? / Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a net: they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God.

→ I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

→ I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

→ The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

Good Quotation SMS Messages

→ As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

→ There is no substitute for hard work.

→ Duty pays you. Safety saves you.

→ Take time to look- it is price of success

→ Take time to think-it is a source of power

→ Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom

→ Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness

→ Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both

→ The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.

→ Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true

→ Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.

→ Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun

→ Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.

→ Forget injuries, but never forget kindness

→ Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.

→ Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.

→ In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

→ The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.

→ Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.


→ Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.


→ Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.


→ Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.


→ Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.


→ Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.

→ Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.


→ Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.


→ Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.

→ Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

→ To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us


→ As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.


→ Our errors are steps on the way.


→ A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????


→ It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.


→ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.


→ You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.


→ If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.


→ Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.


→ If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.


→ You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.


→ ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.


→ The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.


→ Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.


→ Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.


→ For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.


→ Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D


→ Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.


→ Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.


→ Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.


→ Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.


→ People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.


→ If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!


→ Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.


→ Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.


→ Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.


→ Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.


→ When you long for something, it means you love it.


→ DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.


→ Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.


→ Think that day lost whose decending son has seen no worthy action done.


→ We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.


→ Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.


→ The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.


→ Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.


→ It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.


→ The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose.


→ Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.


→ Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.


→ Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.


→ Be sure you are right and then go ahead.


→ That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive nad hope is dead.


→ The truth that's tild with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.


→ In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.


→ Think in the morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the evening,sleep in the night.


→ If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.


→ Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.


→ Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.


→ Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.


→ Love is all in fire and yet freezing,

Love is much in winnig , but is more in loosing.

Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,

Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,

Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing,

Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.


→ It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.


→ A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.


→ Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.


→ See that you are needed to atleast one person in life.


→ It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.


→ What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.


→ Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.

→ Show appreciation of the smallest services by your loved ones and employees.


→ The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.


→ It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.


→ Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.


→ Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.


→ Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.


→ Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.


→ Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.


→ Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.


→ Be prepared and some day your chance will come.


→ Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.


→ Be there when people need you.


→ When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris.


→ If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something-Gertrude Stein.


→ A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.


→ Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.


→ Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.


→ Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars-Les Brown.


→ I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.


→ I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


→ Sarcasm is just one more service we offer


→ If I throw a stick, will you leave?


→ You!... Off my planet!


→ If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.


→ The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.


→ Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?


→   Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


→ A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.


→ Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


→ Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.


→ Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

→ I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.

→ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

→ For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

→ I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

→ We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

→ Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

→ Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

→ How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


→ Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

→ What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

→ Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?


→ The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


→ I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

→ Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks


→ If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?


→ I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.

→ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


→ Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


→ Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

→ "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

→ "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

→ "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."

→ "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."

→ "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."

→ "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."

→ "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

→ "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

→ "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."

→ "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."

→ "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."

→ "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."

→ "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."

→ All I ever wanted is what others have.


→ Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.


→ A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.


→ Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


→ It is better to be fair than to be popular!


→ The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.


→ Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.


→ Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


→ I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


→ I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


→ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


→ copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."


→ Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.


→ It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.


→ A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


→ A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.


→ A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.


→ I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and

→ He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.


→ When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.


→ The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.


→ The present is just as mysterious as the future.


→ People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.


→ You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.


→ Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.


→ Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


→ What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


→ Be yourself, there are enough other people.

Dream SMS

→ Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
Good Night.

→ One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream

→ Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet

→ Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

→ Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them

→ A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.

→ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

→ y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?

→ When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.


→ why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1

coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart


→ Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

→ We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

→ All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible

→ Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream


→ We All Have Our
Time Machines ...

Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...

Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...


→ Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:

→ There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
I dream.


→ Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.

→ SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs


In LiFe


ArE uNsEeN ...

ThAt'S wHy !

wE cLosE oUr EyEs

WheN wE

kIsS

CrY

Or

DrEam ... =)
Gud nyt.


→ "DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but GOD is truly wise.... He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true

Marriage SMS Jokes

→ Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

→ Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

→ A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

→ A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

→ There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

→ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

→ Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

→ Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

→ Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole


→ The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

→ The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)

→ Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

→ A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

→ There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

→ I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

→ Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

→ One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

→ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

→ Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

→ After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
→ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

→ I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward

→ Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

→ The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

→ A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

→ A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

→ Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown

→ Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

→ Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith

→ There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

→ The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

→ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

→ Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

→ A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

→ They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

→ There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

→ The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.

→ A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman

→ Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

→ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

→ A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

→ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

→ Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

→ The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

→ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann

→ I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

→ I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

→ When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

→ Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

→ Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus

→ By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

→ A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland

→ Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

→ All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron

→ Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

→ Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton

→ My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

→ I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

→ I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow

→ Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

→ To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

→ To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

→ To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

→ Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

→ You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

→ May the best of your past be the worst of your future

→ Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

→ May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

→ To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

→ Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

→ May you grow old on one pillow.

→ Dear [bride's name],

→ Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

→ I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

→ Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

→ To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

→ To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

→ To my wife...my bride...my joy

→ May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

→ May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

→ A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

→ May our children be blessed with rich parents

→ Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Love SMS Poems

→ I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

→ If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.



→ A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling Wife.




→ A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.


My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.



→ A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.



→ Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away


→ I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.


→ Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.




→ I never felt a love
Like this before
It's a love like no other
Something I have always hoped for

A love with friendship
Humour and heart
A bond so strong
It would never part

A love that makes you smile
From ear to ear
A love that is joyful
Without any fear

A love that is beautiful
From the inside out
A love with no tears,
Pain, or doubt

A love with soul
So tender and true
A love that I have found
Only in you...



→ As I look outside I see the breeze
Caress the leaves from the trees
And carry them to all around
Gently laid upon the ground
I see the birds so high above
Their songs sing of our special love
And laid upon their soft sweet wing
Your love to me they gently bring
And as they start their graceful descent
Delivering a message that’s heaven sent
One thing I know and will hold so dear
When I see them fly I will feel you near




→ I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up,
Will you listen to its small still voice?
For soft and quiet my heart will speak
To the one I'll call my wife.

Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well?
Do you understand what it said?
For deep is the love that it speaks to you,
Deep as the rose is red.

So, take my heart and treat it well
And forever in this life,
Come walk with me, your hand in mine,
The one I'll call my wife.



→ I used to dream of eyes so blue
And loving arms to hold me.
I used to dream of heroic knights
And how gracious they would be.

I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle
For anything less than best.
I used to dream of how he would majestically
Lay all fears to rest.

I used to dream of fairy tales,
How wondrous would they be
I used to dream of story books
All patterned after me.

I used to dream of a lot of things,
But the moment I met you,
I immediately stopped dreaming,
Because all of my dreams came true.



→ The grey began to fade,
As the colours filled the sky,
The chill began to warm,
As the sun began to rise.

A lost girl found direction,
As the eastern orb rose high,
The dark sky turned to blue,
Like the colour of his eyes.

Dark turned to light,
Grey turned to blue,
Lost became found,
That's when I met you.




→ Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.



→ The missing treasure of this sinking vessel
On the seafloor, where it would nestle
Against the base for years it'd lay
Patiently waiting for that special day
When I would come to claim my prize
Hoping the chest to my surprise
Would hold the heart that I've been missing
The talks, the laughs, the hugs, the kissing
That day has come and now I'll find
What lies ahead, no longer behind
I've searched through darkness, to the deepest sea
And found that chest staring back at me
What lies inside, I do not know
Unlock the latch and open slow
I peek within, with nerves I'm shaking
The prize inside could stop the aching
Cause within the chest that I've searched for
I found the heart and even more
The talks, the laughs, they all were there
The hugs, the kisses, for me to share
The most beautiful treasure I've finally seized
Did not imagine I could be so pleased
I searched so long through the deep sea blue
I love you baby, my prize is you




→ That morning whisper
A gentle kiss
A suspended moment
Of perfect bliss

That precious feeling
As eyes first meet
Bodies entwined
In sleepy heat

Fingers touching
Breath as one
Hearts in rhythm
We greet the sun

Content, in truth
Just to be
Simply enjoying
You and me




→ I had closed the door upon my heart
And wouldn't let anyone in,
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
But, that would never happen again.

I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could,
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good.

Then you came into my life
And made me change my mind,
Just when I thought that tiny key
was impossible to find.

That's when you held out your hand
And proved to me I was wrong,
Inside your palm was the key to my heart...
You had it all along.

Flirt SMS

→ What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

→ I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

→ U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

→ If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

→ A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

→ A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
.
.
.
1 missing in above
.
.
.
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.

→ If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

→ Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

→ I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!!

→ Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

→ Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???

→ Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

→ BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!

→ Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.


→ Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

→ Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

→ It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

→ Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

→ When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!



→ Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

→ In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

→ whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

→ Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

→ Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.

→ I want to touch you all over again n again.
.
.
.
.
.
.
through my heart and feeling

→ Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

→ Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

→ A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

→ Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it

→ Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

→ From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

→ 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

→ difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot

→ Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

→ Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.

→ This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

→ Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

→ Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

→ Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah

→ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

→ I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!

→ A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

→ Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”

→ Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

→ 1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U

I want to say a word to u !!
.
.
That starts with u
.
.
and ends on u
.
.
that truly defines u
.
.
that word is
.
.
“ULLU” …..

→ I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!

→ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

→ Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

→ If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

→ I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

→ The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.

→ New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

→ I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

→ I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

→ Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

→ U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

→ Loading the Babe meter…..
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

→ As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

→ Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

→ Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

→ Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

→ Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.

→ Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

→ Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

→ L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.

→ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

→ Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

→ Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

→ Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

→ Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt

→ U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

→ Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

→ All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

→ Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

→ Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

→ Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P

→ Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

→ A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

→ Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

→ Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!

→ Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

→ I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

→ Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

→ AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

→ I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

→ Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

→ Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

→ Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

→ If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Break Up SMS

→ Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it, have a great life…

→ L0ve hUrTS wHen U brEak uP wid s0mE 0nE huRTs eVen m0rE whEN s0mE 0nE brEaks uP U...

→ I miss u in every beats of my heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moments of the day.

→ I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness

→ Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”

→ H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no

→ After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back with your ex in a hurry. after all, there must have been a reason for your to have broken up in the first place.

→ I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.

→ Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

→ Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.

→ By the time you realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you

→ I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART

→ I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let”s do it.

→ How can I put this… forget I exist?

→ Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....

→ Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.

→ Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

→ If sum1 cums in2 ur lyf n bcms a prt of u,bt 4 sum rison s/he couldnt stay,dnt cry 2 much..
Jus b glad tht ur paths crosd n sumhw s/he made u hapy evn 4 a wile.

→ Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…



→ Staying far never breaks relation,

Staying near never builds relation,

Its a link between hearts,

Which never allows us to forget each other.!!


→ I”m sure you”ve met my new girlfriend,
she”s been your best friend for 8 years

→ it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred

→ The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

→ SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....

→ i love her
she love me
then
she love some1 eles
some1 eles love her
i love her
she chose
????
some1 eles

→ You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.


→ Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...



→ When life changes & we go our separate ways.
You will still be in my heart till my dying days.
I tell no lie this is true,
World has never seen a friend like u.

Sweet SMS

 I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

→ you look sweet wen you read my messages.
youlook sweeter wen you read my message and smile.
you look sweetest when you read my messages, smile and reply.
So, try to look sweetest.


→ Alwys B Creful
DEF
Dnt Evr Frgt me
JKLM
Jst Kip Luvng Me
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ
kya q b2?
No Odr Prsn Quite Rsonble Shal Trit U Vry Wel Xcp Me,Yul Zee!naks..


→ When starlights twinkle and play,a warm gud night I always say
sleep tight I sincerely pray,In yor dreams i wil stay to
bring you smile for the coming day.

→ Life is at its weakest when there's more doubts than trust; But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

→ My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name I cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much I love you, if you wanna know about this. Just search my self in ur heart.

→ I know things have to be the way they are
yet my heart longs for more
you have touched my life in ways
it has never been touched before.

→ Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.


→ Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.

→ you came into my life unexpectedly
and everything took a turn for the better
your warm eyes, your laugh
the sincere way you speak
and the kindness u showed me
all became a part of my life.


→ Another month, Another year, Another smile, Another tear, Another winter, A summer too... but there will never be......... Another YOU!

→ Tonight we made a memory
even though people filled the room
We ate popcorn, touched and smiled
there was only two . . me and you.


→ U may miss me, U may ignore me, U may even forget me, But one day if u wanna c me, Dont search, just c ur shadow, i wil be there...Trust Me!!

→ A Wonderful saying
Trying to forget someone you love is like
Trying to remember someone you've never met..


→ Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defines all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind, love sees byt doesn't mind.

→ you must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss you Always...


→ Forward this message to ten people U'll get nothing its true, its working, even I did'nt get anything ! Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face....

→ Never change your originality for the sake of others
becoz it is your world & none can play your role better than you in this world so be your self.

→ Dreaming of you makez my nite worth while.
Thinking of you makez me Smyle.
Having you is the best thing ever n
Loving you is what I plan to do forever

→ A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seems so great.



→ Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

→ A friend is sweet whn it is new...
it is sweeter wen it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is you..


→ I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

→ If I reach for your hand, ll you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, ll you hug me?
If I go for your lips, ll you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, ll you lov me?


→ I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

→ If I got your smile, I do not need flowers,
If I got your voice, I do not need music,
If you speak to me I do not need anybody else,
If you are my friennd I do not need the world!

Kiss SMS

→ A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

→ KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

→ Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.

→ Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.

→ Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

→ If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

→ "Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.


→ if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

→ Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.

→ My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

→ My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

→ U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

→ The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

→ I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!


→ cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

→ Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

→ A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

→ Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!


→ What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.


→ If I had one wish
I would give you a long and tender kiss
and if I had two wishes
then I would choose to do it over again.

→ If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.

→ “Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”

→ A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

→ Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

→ Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

→ Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

→ what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

→ Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah

→ Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

→ Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.

→ If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

→ Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.


→ Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

→ wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

→ Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

If u read

→ Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

→ When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

→ Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

→ I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

→ Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

→ Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

→ Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
→ Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
→ My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
→ The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
→ Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
→ Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
→ I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
→ If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
→ The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.
→ Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
→ Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.
→ The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
→ There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
→ You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
→ I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
→ i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
→ For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
→ The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!
→ Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
→ Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !
→ Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
→ For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
→ I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
→ If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
→ You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
→ SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

→ Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

→ What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

→ If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

→ I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

→ If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

→ Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

→ By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

→ The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

→ Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

→ If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

→ Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

→ LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

→ I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

→ Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

→ If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

→ You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

→ If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

→ I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

→ You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

→ That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

→ Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

→ There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

→ There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

→ I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

→ There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

→ When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

→ When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

→ The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

→ The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

→ In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

→ What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

→ A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

→ A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

→ Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

→ I love you! From the earth till the moon!

→ I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

→ What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

→ Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

→ Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

→ Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

→ Love is forever, only the partners change...

→ If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

→ How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

→ I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

→ I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

→ Love is....... to love more and more each day....

→ Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

→ Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

→ Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

→ I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

→ Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

→ The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

→ Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

→ When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

→ They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

→ My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

→ My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

→ If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

→ Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

→ I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

→ The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

→ Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

→ If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

→ Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

→ It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

→ I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

→ If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

→ If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

→ 3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

→ To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

→ If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

→ The world is so more beautiful with you around!

→ All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

→ A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

→ Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

→ Real love is the history of enormous patience.

→ Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

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(=.=)
(")(")
→ a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

→ Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

→ the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

→ Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

→ Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

→ Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

→ In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

→ Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

→ When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

→ I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

→ If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

→ They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

→ Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

→ people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

→ -<-@
A rose for you
Because I love you

→ don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

→ Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

→ I love you so much !

→ Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

→ Love is ... being married to your best friend.

→ I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

→ You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

→ The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

→ I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

→ It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

→ To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

→ Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

→ I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

→ When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

→ When you left, my world turned upside down

→ I love you more than all the tea in China.

→ I'll love you till the end! And then some.

→ If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.

→ If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

→ The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.

→ A day without your love is a day without life.

→ I can't think of anything but you.

→ I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

→ You're the best thing since God made men.

→ You're the best thing since God made women.

→ You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

→ The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

→ You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

→ It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

→ When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

→ True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

→ U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

→ Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

→ Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

→ Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...

→ 1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

→ So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

→ Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

→ Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

→ Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

→ i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

→ Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


→ SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!


→ Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...


→ What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?


→ If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


→ I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!


→ If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


→ Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


→ By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


→ The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


→ Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


→ If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


→ Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!


→ LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


→ I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!


→ Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


→ If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...


→ You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!


→ If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you


→ I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you


→ You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.


→ That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


→ Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.


→ There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


→ There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me..

→ I love you not because of who you are,
but because of who I am when I am with you.

→ No man or woman is worth your tears,
and the one who is, won't make you cry.

→ Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

→ To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

→ Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

→ Don't cry because it is over,
smile because it happened.

→ Make yourself a better person and know who you are
before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

→ A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.

→ The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside them knowing you can't have them.

→ Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

→ To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

→ Don't waste your time on a man/woman,
who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

→ There's always going to be people that hurt you
so what you have to do is keep on trusting
and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

→ Don't try so hard, the best things come
when you least expect them to.

→ Remember: Whatever happens,
happens for a reason.

→ In all your remembering, remember
that you have choices.

→ Though many people will go in and out of your heart
only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang on.

→ It isn't what happens in your life that matters most,
it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it.

→ They say forgive and forget,
but if someone is worth forgiving
then you'll never forget them.

→ The greatest thing you'll ever learn
is to love and be loved in return.
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you

→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

→ Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone
Mend me to your side and never let go
Say Time knows nothing,
we'll never grow cold
The more I live The more I know
Whats simple is true I love you

→ Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile
& finds your presence in life so worthwhile.
So when your lonely,
remember its true that
some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

→ The words are easy when the language is love

→ If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

→ A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

→ A ring is round,
A well is deep
& in ur arms i long to sleep
& in your bed i long to lie
no 1 else but u & i

→ I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!


→ There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!


→ When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


→ When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?


→ The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...


→ The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


→ In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.


→ What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.


→ A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true


→ A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


→ Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....


→ I love you! From the earth till the moon!


→ I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


→ What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you


→ Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!


→ Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


→ Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


→ Love is forever, only the partners change...


→ If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you


→ How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow


→ I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life


→ I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


→ Love is....... to love more and more each day....


→ Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


→ Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!


→ Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


→ I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


→ Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!


→ The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


→ Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

→ Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.


→ My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?


→ Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!


→ I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.


→ Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


→ Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!


→ A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.


→ Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


→ Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.


→ You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


→ A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


→ Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


→ No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


→ There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


→ I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


→ Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!


→ Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


→ I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

→ U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...

→ Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

→ If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

→ Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

→ The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

→ it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.

→ t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.

→ There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let them go.

→ Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!

→ FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!

→ everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

→ Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

→ If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

→ There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let tham go.

→ I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
up everything... except you...

→ the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all
worthwhile.

→ why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!

→ i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
no one else can.

→ ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...

→ not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
expect me 2.

→ dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!

→ Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........

→ if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say
ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

→ id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all

→ If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

→ if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
wen it's tym for me to "GO". .

→ y hide ur
elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
is... LOVE

→ i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...

→ my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
4 u!!

→ u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.

→ U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me
tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!