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Daring SMS


→ You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


→ I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


→ Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !


→ I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..

→ I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


→ You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


→ Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!


→ If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


→ A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!


→ Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


→ Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?


→ I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


→ I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !


→ Some people die. Others become a teacher...


→ The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


→ Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.


→ If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!


→ When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!


→ You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.


→ When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.


→ Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!


→ On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!


→ Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.


→ Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


→ He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.


→ A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.


→ It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


→ I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass


Language of Love



→ Afrikaans

Ek het jou lief

→ Arabic

Ohne-buk

→ Burmese

Nin ko nga chitde; Chit pa de

→ Cantonese

Ngor oi ley

→ Catalan

T'estimo

→ Chewa

Noi makokonda

→ Dutch

Ik hou van je

→ Esperanto

Mi amas vin

→ Finnish

Minä rakastan sinua

→ French

Je t'aime

→ Gaelic

Tha gradh agam ort

→ German

Ich liebe dich

→ Ancient Greek

Se erotao

→ Gujarati

Maney tamari satey pyar che

→ Hawaiian

Aloha I'a au oe; Aloha au la o'e

→ Hebrew

Ani ohev otach

→ Hindi

Mai tumaha pyar karta hu

→ Italian

Ti amo

→ Japanese

Aishite imasu

→ Kurdish

Khoshim awée

→ Latin

Te amo

→ Lithuanian

As tave myliu

→ Persian/Farsi

Mahn dousett dasam; Ushegheh-tam

→ Polish

Kocham

→ Portugese

Eu te amo

→ Romanian

Te iubesc

→ Russian

Ya tebya lyublyu

→ Serbo-Croatian

Volim te; Ljubim te

→ Shona

Ndinoluda

→ Spanish

Te amo

→ Swedish

Jag älskar dig

→ Swiss German

I Chaa di Gärn

→ Tagalog

Iniibig kita: Mahal kita

→ Thai

Phom Rak Khun

→ Tsonga na ku rhandza
→ Tswana

Keyagorata

→ Turkish

Seni seviyorum

→ Urdu

Mi-an aap say piyar karta hun

→ Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu di
→ Yiddish Ikh hob dikh lib
→ Zulu

Ngiya kuthanda


Sorry SMS


 I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.

→ Forgiveness is a sign that the

person who has wronged

you means more to you

than the wrong they have dealt.

→ if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

→ What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you.

→ Sorry May Have Become

"Just Another Word",


But With

T E A R S

It Means The World.

→ 4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time


→ G O O D B Y E


Is

Easier

Then

Admitting

I

Was

W r o n g.



→ Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

→ I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything!

→ Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry

→ I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.”

→ If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,

Then I Ask You To Look Up

At The Sky One Night,

And Count The Stars.




→ There Is A

[L.O.V.E]

That Could Fall

D/O/W/N

Like

R*A*I*N.

Let Forgiveness Wash Away The

((Pain))

→ SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

→ A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..


→ Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced....

→ saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

→ I'm sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?

→ How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

→ As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

→ I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

→ Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…

→ We Love ourself even after making so many mistakes,
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.

→ I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me

→ I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...

→ It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.



→ His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

→ These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee? / Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a net: they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God.

→ I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

→ I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

→ The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

Good Quotation SMS Messages


→ As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

→ There is no substitute for hard work.

→ Duty pays you. Safety saves you.

→ Take time to look- it is price of success

→ Take time to think-it is a source of power

→ Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom

→ Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness

→ Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both

→ The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.

→ Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true

→ Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.

→ Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun

→ Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.

→ Forget injuries, but never forget kindness

→ Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.

→ Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.

→ In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

→ The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.

→ Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.


→ Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.


→ Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.


→ Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.


→ Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.


→ Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.

→ Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.


→ Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.


→ Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.

→ Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

→ To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us


→ As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.


→ Our errors are steps on the way.


→ A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????


→ It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.


→ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.


→ You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.


→ If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.


→ Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.


→ If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.


→ You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.


→ ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.


→ The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.


→ Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.


→ Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.


→ For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.


→ Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D


→ Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.


→ Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.


→ Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.


→ Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.


→ People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.


→ If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!


→ Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.


→ Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.


→ Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.


→ Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.


→ When you long for something, it means you love it.


→ DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.


→ Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.


→ Think that day lost whose decending son has seen no worthy action done.


→ We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.


→ Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.


→ The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.


→ Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.


→ It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.


→ The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose.


→ Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.


→ Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.


→ Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.


→ Be sure you are right and then go ahead.


→ That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive nad hope is dead.


→ The truth that's tild with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.


→ In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.


→ Think in the morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the evening,sleep in the night.


→ If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.


→ Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.


→ Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.


→ Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.


→ Love is all in fire and yet freezing,

Love is much in winnig , but is more in loosing.

Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,

Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,

Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing,

Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.


→ It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.


→ A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.


→ Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.


→ See that you are needed to atleast one person in life.


→ It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.


→ What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.


→ Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.

→ Show appreciation of the smallest services by your loved ones and employees.


→ The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.


→ It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.


→ Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.


→ Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.


→ Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.


→ Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.


→ Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.


→ Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.


→ Be prepared and some day your chance will come.


→ Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.


→ Be there when people need you.


→ When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris.


→ If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something-Gertrude Stein.


→ A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.


→ Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.


→ Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.


→ Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars-Les Brown.


→ I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.


→ I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


→ Sarcasm is just one more service we offer


→ If I throw a stick, will you leave?


→ You!... Off my planet!


→ If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.


→ The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.


→ Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?


→   Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


→ A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.


→ Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


→ Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.


→ Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

→ I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.

→ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

→ For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

→ I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

→ We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

→ Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

→ Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

→ How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


→ Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

→ What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

→ Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?


→ The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


→ I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

→ Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks


→ If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?


→ I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.

→ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


→ Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


→ Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

→ "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

→ "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

→ "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."

→ "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."

→ "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."

→ "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."

→ "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

→ "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

→ "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."

→ "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."

→ "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."

→ "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."

→ "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."

→ All I ever wanted is what others have.


→ Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.


→ A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.


→ Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


→ It is better to be fair than to be popular!


→ The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.


→ Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.


→ Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


→ I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


→ I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


→ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


→ copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."


→ Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.


→ It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.


→ A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


→ A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.


→ A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.


→ I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and

→ He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.


→ When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.


→ The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.


→ The present is just as mysterious as the future.


→ People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.


→ You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.


→ Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.


→ Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


→ What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


→ Be yourself, there are enough other people.



Dream SMS


→ Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
Good Night.

→ One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream

→ Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet

→ Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

→ Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them

→ A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.

→ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

→ y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ?

→ When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.


→ why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1

coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart


→ Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

→ We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

→ All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible

→ Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream


→ We All Have Our
Time Machines ...

Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...

Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...


→ Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:

→ There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
I dream.


→ Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.

→ SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs


In LiFe


ArE uNsEeN ...

ThAt'S wHy !

wE cLosE oUr EyEs

WheN wE

kIsS

CrY

Or

DrEam ... =)
Gud nyt.


→ "DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but GOD is truly wise.... He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true

Marriage SMS Jokes


→ Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

→ Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

→ A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

→ A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

→ There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

→ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

→ Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

→ Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

→ Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole


→ The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

→ The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)

→ Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

→ A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

→ There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

→ I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

→ Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

→ One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

→ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

→ Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

→ After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
→ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

→ I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward

→ Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

→ The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

→ A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

→ A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

→ Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown

→ Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

→ Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith

→ There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

→ The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

→ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

→ Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

→ A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

→ They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

→ There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

→ The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.

→ A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman

→ Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

→ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

→ A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

→ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

→ Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

→ The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

→ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann

→ I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

→ I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

→ When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

→ Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

→ Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus

→ By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

→ A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland

→ Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

→ All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron

→ Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

→ Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton

→ My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

→ I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

→ I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow

→ Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

→ To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

→ To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

→ To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

→ Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

→ You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

→ May the best of your past be the worst of your future

→ Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

→ May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

→ To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

→ Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

→ May you grow old on one pillow.

→ Dear [bride's name],

→ Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

→ I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

→ Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

→ To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

→ To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

→ To my wife...my bride...my joy

→ May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

→ May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

→ A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

→ May our children be blessed with rich parents

→ Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.



Love SMS Poems


→ I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

→ If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.



→ A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling Wife.




→ A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.


My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.



→ A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.



→ Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away


→ I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.


→ Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.




→ I never felt a love
Like this before
It's a love like no other
Something I have always hoped for

A love with friendship
Humour and heart
A bond so strong
It would never part

A love that makes you smile
From ear to ear
A love that is joyful
Without any fear

A love that is beautiful
From the inside out
A love with no tears,
Pain, or doubt

A love with soul
So tender and true
A love that I have found
Only in you...



→ As I look outside I see the breeze
Caress the leaves from the trees
And carry them to all around
Gently laid upon the ground
I see the birds so high above
Their songs sing of our special love
And laid upon their soft sweet wing
Your love to me they gently bring
And as they start their graceful descent
Delivering a message that’s heaven sent
One thing I know and will hold so dear
When I see them fly I will feel you near




→ I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up,
Will you listen to its small still voice?
For soft and quiet my heart will speak
To the one I'll call my wife.

Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well?
Do you understand what it said?
For deep is the love that it speaks to you,
Deep as the rose is red.

So, take my heart and treat it well
And forever in this life,
Come walk with me, your hand in mine,
The one I'll call my wife.



→ I used to dream of eyes so blue
And loving arms to hold me.
I used to dream of heroic knights
And how gracious they would be.

I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle
For anything less than best.
I used to dream of how he would majestically
Lay all fears to rest.

I used to dream of fairy tales,
How wondrous would they be
I used to dream of story books
All patterned after me.

I used to dream of a lot of things,
But the moment I met you,
I immediately stopped dreaming,
Because all of my dreams came true.



→ The grey began to fade,
As the colours filled the sky,
The chill began to warm,
As the sun began to rise.

A lost girl found direction,
As the eastern orb rose high,
The dark sky turned to blue,
Like the colour of his eyes.

Dark turned to light,
Grey turned to blue,
Lost became found,
That's when I met you.




→ Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.



→ The missing treasure of this sinking vessel
On the seafloor, where it would nestle
Against the base for years it'd lay
Patiently waiting for that special day
When I would come to claim my prize
Hoping the chest to my surprise
Would hold the heart that I've been missing
The talks, the laughs, the hugs, the kissing
That day has come and now I'll find
What lies ahead, no longer behind
I've searched through darkness, to the deepest sea
And found that chest staring back at me
What lies inside, I do not know
Unlock the latch and open slow
I peek within, with nerves I'm shaking
The prize inside could stop the aching
Cause within the chest that I've searched for
I found the heart and even more
The talks, the laughs, they all were there
The hugs, the kisses, for me to share
The most beautiful treasure I've finally seized
Did not imagine I could be so pleased
I searched so long through the deep sea blue
I love you baby, my prize is you




→ That morning whisper
A gentle kiss
A suspended moment
Of perfect bliss

That precious feeling
As eyes first meet
Bodies entwined
In sleepy heat

Fingers touching
Breath as one
Hearts in rhythm
We greet the sun

Content, in truth
Just to be
Simply enjoying
You and me




→ I had closed the door upon my heart
And wouldn't let anyone in,
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
But, that would never happen again.

I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could,
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good.

Then you came into my life
And made me change my mind,
Just when I thought that tiny key
was impossible to find.

That's when you held out your hand
And proved to me I was wrong,
Inside your palm was the key to my heart...
You had it all along.